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January 2012
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You become responsible, forever, for what you have...
Jan 30th
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.  she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”  he said “NO..”“  da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.  boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.  she was ded.  he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) ...
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
aruarian-dance: bijoux-arisu: xcourtneyannexx: cant take any chancess… dfdfse ….AGAIN?! WHAT IS GOING ON TUMBLR GOD DAMN YOU
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via samarmoussa)
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ericstriffler: thoroughbreded: “The royal penis is clean, your highness.” This is fucking hilarious.
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synecdoche: There’s a scene in Will & Grace where instead of saying “let me get this straight” Jack says “let me get this gay” and this show was nominated for 83 Emmy awards. 
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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